Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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