I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
