I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
wow bdsm is so cute
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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