VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
