Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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