How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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