cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
be right there i have to get my cape
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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