i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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