yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I need water and some morals
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