i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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