I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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