He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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