i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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