But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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