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• (503): View more from Oregon

  never play flip cup with pint glasses

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• (305): View more from Florida

  If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.

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  what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.

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• (925): View more from California

  Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday

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