we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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