How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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