I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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