Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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