is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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