belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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