You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It's blow job season.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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