remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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