so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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