I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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