Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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