i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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