Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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