Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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