You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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