This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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