It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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