Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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