I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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