My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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