I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
