He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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