woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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