Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Say something about gay babies.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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