The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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