the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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