We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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