Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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