carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I love you. Go after that dick
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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