normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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