I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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