I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
