Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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