Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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