I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the day after is always just damage control
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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